Escaped lion!

Something frightening happened last week... I saw an escaped lion! And it was dancing! I'm not sure what was worse, the lion being an escapee or that it was dancing.

I was so shocked that I slipped my collar and tried to run away from the big dancing lion but my M called me back so I had to slink back carefully although I very much wanted to run.

This is what the escaped lion looks like:


Doesn't it look frightening?

My M even took a clip of it trying to dance. I don't know why everyone is looking at a dangerous beast dance and some of the bystanders even laughed at me when I tried to run.



My M just laughed at me and said I'm a scaredy cat. She said that if I die one day, the cause of death would most likely be a heart attack, since I get so easily spooked. I think I might have to wear armor in future to protect my heart from evil dancing lions and scawie ronalds attacking it.

I wonder if any authorities are attempting to capture the escaped lion.