Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Scawie Ronald

2 weeks ago, my M and MM took me out, and I met a scawie, scawie man. He's HUGE and BRIGHT and he just sits there and look at me. He was so scawie that I was crouching down with my tail tucked in. I won't even go near him when the cute girls sitting next to him tried to entice me over.

Big, scawie man

I later found out that he's called Ronald, and a lot of kids like him. Don't they find him scawie? Anyway, my M and MM went back to see Ronald without me on Sunday, and this time he moved!!! My MM said most likely I'll have a heart attack if I see Ronald. This Ronald is evil, he attacks my heart!

Evil Ronald

My M decided I have to overcome my fear of Ronald, so she took me back to see the non-moving Ronald yesterday.

Do I have to stay here with scawie, evil Ronald?

And to make it a more pleasant experience and to make me forget I'm scared, my M indulged me with I-Scream from Ronald's shop. Strange but I wasn't screaming, so why is it called an I-Scream?

I wasn't screaming?

The I-Scream was very nice and I wanted more of it, but there's none left except for the cone.

Can I have MORE?

My M said no, because she's afraid I'll get a tummyache. But she made me balance the cone instead.

After that nice cone from Ronald, I decided he's not so scawie anymore. I'm a brave boi now!


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hey Helios, that Ronald guy sure is scary. I think I would scream if I met him too..

~ Girl girl

Joanne said...

Hey! Maybe Helios is really related to Pebbles after all! Same cowlick, came lanky build, similar colour, and now this - he licks his cone - just like Pebbles!

Joe Stains said...

you are definitely braver than me that guy looked SUPER creepy! I guess maybe hanging out with him is worth it for i scream.

yl said...

wah... Helios!! your "licking" speed is very fast!! :P

btw, you mean Ronald bribed you with an I-scream so that you would like him?? wait till you see the amount of calories Ronald has!! you would really scream then!! ;)

BamBam & Eski said...

hi Helio! you look like you were looking at something when you eating that i-scream. were you checking out Ronald to see if he's coming to you?
hehe... tat 'moving ronald' looks rather skinny. how deceiving! hahah..

Maggie & Mitch said...

OMG, look at the cone on your head, Helios! You're such a good boy! You got to eat that whole cone all by yourself? You're so lucky!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eddie N Peaches said...

Our Dogness! That ice cream sure looks good. Bella is drooling all over the keyboard. Bella! Stop it! Jeez. I have to go get a towel to clean up the desk before Momma finds it and doesn't let us use her computer any more.

ROSSI said...

Hi Helios.. if i were u.. i will sure bark at Ronald already!.. until he fly off from his chair... hehehe.. but u are not too bad urself.. to get yourself a ice scream!..


Luckie Girl said...

Hey Helios,
Even Mom gets freaks out when she sees clowns..not to mention Ronald. hehehee...

Snowball said...

Hahahaa.... You will do anything for food dun you, Helios?


Amber-Mae said...

Oh yeah, he sure is scawie looking. He's soooo pale & why is his hair so funky? I would never go close to him. I'm scared he will suddenly grab me & kidnap me! Mmmm, I luuuurve I Scream too, very tasty. Hehhee, you look sooo sad balancing that cone.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Wow Helios, I am impressed that you can balance the cone from your frosty treat on your head! You are so talented!