Kiss my butt

Not mine.... my baby sister.

Nowadays she likes to run to me nekkid after her shower and tell me to kiss her bum. Sometimes I oblige her, but sometimes I'm just not in the mood for stinky butts, shower or not. Just because I like to stuff my nose into other dog's butts or some human crotches doesn't mean I like having butts shoved in my face.


Warning: Nudity involved, parental advice needed (as in, advice your kids not all dogs like to kiss butts)


I wonder how my baby sister would react if I'd shoved MY butt into her face.