Murder, I wrote
I had a horrifying experience last Sunday. I almost witnessed a murder.
The day started out quite normally, taking my usual Sunday morning bath. After my bath, just as my M was planning to take me to my usual Sunday morning park, she opened the door and was greeted by a storm. Having no choice, we had to play fetch in the corridor so that I can run myself drier.
Everything was going on well, I was happily playing ball, when my M suddenly tried to murder..... my ball.
I don't know how, but she threw it down into the street from our flat and even managed to make it look like an accident.
I looked down and saw....
.... lying on the street, wet and afraid.
Then something worse happened! Having escaped being flattened on the ground after a fall from great height, my poor ball almost died again!
Don't run over my ball!
I think my poor ball should start counting his lucky stars that he escaped from the jaws of death twice in a morning.
Once the rain lightened up, I hurried my M to save my poor, traumatised ball. I'm glad to see that it's still in one piece.
I think I have to pawtect my poor ball from my clumsy M.
I'm soooo glad you're back!
But if I don't let her hold the ball, how do I get her to throw it for me to fetch? What a dilemma!
3 comments:
Hmmm... quite a dilemma you have there!
-Charlie
I think you and Sam could compare notes on attempted ball murders. Sam's Mom doesn't have the greatest aim - poor Dad is always having to retrieve his ball from the oddest places!
Sam
What an adventure on a calm Sunday morning!
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