Tummyache

I'm having the runs this morning. My M said she had to wake up at the ungodly hour of 6am to bring me out to poo. And at 8:30am again. And on a Saturday morning.

Well, I'll have her know that 6am is not an ungodly hour. It's a good time to be awake. As they say, the early bird gets the worm, I'm just making sure that she's getting lots of it.

Darn, I don't think I will be given any breakfast today. And the charcoal pill does not constitute breakfast!

I hope my tummy gets better soon.

*rumble*