Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I'm back!

Or rather, my M and MM are back. Unfortunately, my M decided that I've put on weight, so I'm going on a diet. No matter how I try to tell her that I am not fat, she is not moved. She says that I have failed the 3 tests, namely, the sight test, the touch test and the carry test.

I look fat on first sight, she cannot feel my waist, and she can no longer carry me as well. So my meals at Scuba have gone from:

Breakfast - cheese and bread
Lunch - biscuits and treats and whatever Auntie S is having
Dinner - home cooked food (steam chicken and beef, a wee bit of rice, brocolli, cauliflower, carrot, a little garlic + my supplements)
Before bed - more biscuits and treats

to....

Breakfast - 2 pieces of biscuits
Lunch - air and sunshine
Dinner - Boiled meat and vegetables
Before bed - air and moonshine

Much as I am glad that my M and MM are back, but I miss Scuba's dinner. Even Scuba said that he's having more difficulty begging now because when I stayed over, he gets fed when I beg as well.

Sigh, I miss my meals....

13 comments:

Buster said...

Sounds like prison rations to me! I eat and eat and eat and I still weigh 19 pounds!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Scuba said...

Oh you poor doggie. I have been trying to tell your M that you haven't put on weight and I have been telling her to check out what our friends have said in my blog. I think your M has a pair of selective listening ears or don't understand our language. SIGH

fufu said...

Welcome back Herbie.
Your lunch and before bed meal now sounds so sad.
With all the sunshine and moonshine, will you become a very shiny dog?

Would it help if you pretend to have gastric if your mum dont feed you?


~ fufu

ice said...

maybe your M failed the carry test cos she has not been exercising since she is on holiday??

poor herbie... air and sunshine sounds bad..

Sam Iam said...

herbie`
I sure hope you feel better soon,Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving.sniff-sniff

Lot's of Lick's
Sam

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Only toothbrush.

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