Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dognapped?

I was dognapped yesterday.

No.... not really. It's just that M's mum came over when no one was home and took me back to the old house. My MM came home during lunch and found me gone and told my M. But did they panic? No!

Gosh, I wonder if they really do love me. Their precious dog gone and they did not start a dog-hunt? Their conversation goes something like this:

MM: Herbie got kidnapped. He's not at home.
M: Is it? You took him to my mum's place ah?
MM: No.
M: Or you put him at viv's place?
MM: No. He's not around when I came back.
M: Oh... maybe my mum took him back.

And that's it! No fear, no panic, no nothing! Well, my M did call up to make sure I was indeed at the old house, but still...

And to add insult to injury, my MM actually joked to my M and said 'What a stupid thief. Did not steal anything expensive but stole a pig instead.'

For the last time, I may eat a lot, sleep a lot, but I am definitely NOT a PIG!

6 comments:

ice said...

herbs i think maybe u been naughty recently right? thats why they never panic? ha ha ha.

Furkids in Hong Kong said...

Sorry for the long absence!!!

Dognapped? Wa, the title scared me till I finished reading through. Thanks for the smile! :D

Joey said...

I don't think anyone wants to steal a liability. Firstly, he eats too much. Secondly, got no balls so cannot be a stud dog! Thirdly, he doesnt even bark enough to qualify as a guard dog! rofl.....

rafv said...

I think Joey is right.. What is the merit to dognap him?
I was thinking sooo long but none of reason come up...
Sad sad sad... Instead, You should thank your M's mum to take you out then...

hiak hiak hiak... Rafv

ice said...

wahahaha. i love joey and rafv's replies!

Scuba said...

hehe

Wrong guess. Not at my house. Bet you wish you were at my place right?

Thank goodness I am not the only pig