New portfolio

A new portfolio has just been added to my job description. Besides being the resident garbage bin (a job I totally love!), I am now the official foot rest as well.

My MM has recently found that I make a very good footrest, so good that last night, he had to drag me from where I resting to right under his feet just so that he can put his feet up. Although I wasn't too ecstatic with the new job, but at least I'm glad that my MM doesn't have stinky feet.

I wonder, with the new job, will there be a pay (read: food) increment?