Saturday, May 26, 2007

Criminal!

Yes, my M has become a criminal, and done the unthinkable, and it's all Helios fault!

The other day she drove us out for an outing and Helios had to puke in the car of all places! My M tried to clean the cushion up but because we've sold this car and getting a new one in a few day's time, my MM had cleared the car of almost everything! So there's no water, no towels, no tissue at all to clean up.

We were in the middle of a park with no shops. So what did my M do? She became a thief! She went to the public toilet and stole a whole roll of toilet paper!

The aftermath


Has anyone ever been arrested for stealing toilet paper? Oh I hope they don't arrest me as her accomplice! And on top of it all, poor me have to travel with the stench for the rest of the journey!

My M did not scold him because she said he looked upset about puking, but if you ask me, he's just upset that he lost his lunch!

It'll be all Helios fault if we all have to go to jail!


(M:Sigh! The things we do for our dogs!)

9 comments:

Scuba the Muscle Boy said...

What a waste of food?

There you go Herbie - you could have a warm meal (Yuuuuuucks hehe).

I don't think you will go to jail but tell your mom be careful, the green people or environmentalist will be after her for wasting paper.

Maggie said...

awwwwwwww I don't think you'll all go to jail but IF that should happen, we'll bail you out - no problem!
Blogging would be no fun without Herbie and Helios!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Pearly said...

Na... Mama would do anything to clean up the mess if she was in the same situation....so it's alright

Janie said...

You better make sure Helios doesn't get breakfast when he is going for a car ride!

Janie T.P.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear.. I hope Helios is feeling better now. I think if you didn't help steal the toilet paper, you wont be considered an accomplice.

~ Girl girl

Huskee Boy said...

Oh noo.. poor Helios! I think it could be motion sickness.. I puked in the car once (whew) and The Maid recognised the symptoms before the 'thing' came out so it was 'caught' in time..
Uh oh.. I think your mom will get into serious trouble with Sheryl Crow.. You know abt her telling people to use only ONE square when they go to the loo right? Puh-leeese.. ONE square isn't even enough to blow my nose..

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh Helios oh Helios....

You make your hooman became a thief!!!! Oh gosh.

Amber-Mae said...

Oh gosh... I think I'm gonna barf now!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Joe Stains said...

haha this is gross and funny, which is like the perfect story!!