Monday, May 18, 2009

Irritating me?

My M was talking to her friends the other day, and I overheard her saying that I'm lucky I'm a dog. Coz if I'm a human, I'll be a very irritating human. It's only because I'm a cute dog that I can get away so so many things.

She said: Imagine you have a friend or colleague who constantly bugs you, and when you tell them off or is sarcastic, all the sarcasm goes past their heads and they still smile at you goofily, as if you're in love with them.

Imagine a friend or colleague who basically has 3 modes in life
- I love everyone and EVERYONE loves ME!
- What's happening? What's happening? What what what?? Who who who??
- Me! Me! Me! I want in! Memememememe!!!

Irritating me?


I'm so glad I'm a dog if human me is gonna be so unpopular.

But precisely because I'm a cute dog, EVERYONE loves ME!!!!

(M: Groan)

5 comments:

Amber-Mae said...

BOL!!!! Yeah maybe if you're a hooman, the hoomans would probably find you irritating but you're a DOG! So you're tolerable. My hoomans are also glad that I'm not a hooman because if I was, I'd be one b*tchy one. Hey, that's not a bad word. I though I AM a b*tch? I also like to bug people & ask them to play with me all the time. Hee! I am glad I'm a dog too.

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer + Puppies

Sami & Baylee said...

I am glad I am a doggie too!
xoxoxo Sami

Bae Bae said...

I LOVE you too Helios. I dont think you're irritating. I think you're very cute

~ Bae

Brownie said...

Well, if you were hooman, you'd be the cutest, handsomest, and funniest one in the world... and you would get away with everything as well!

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Helio,
Hey look at it pawsitively... if you are a 'irritating' human, I'd be an 'anti-social/ grumpy/ reclusive' human!! Which is worse??!! LOL!!