Sunday, June 24, 2007

Wrongly accused

Poor me! I have been wrongly accused.... TWICE!... for something that I didn't do.

My M came home last week to find the floor cloth in the living room, with bits torn off. She immediately picked it up and went 'WHO chewed THIS?'. Helios, that clueless boy was still wriggling his fat butt with a toy in his mouth, oblivious to the danger we were in, while I, having recognise that tone of voice, crouched down submissively.

And my M, the great sherlock (NOT!) went 'Ah hah! Herbie! Bad, bad boy!'

Woah... wait a minute here, I'm not the one who chewed it, why was I being scolded? And the worse thing was, the same thing happened again later in the week and I got scolded AGAIN!

(M: Well, it wasn't totally MY fault! Remember the rug incident? You have a fetish for floor rugs!

It was only until this morning that my name was cleared. My M went to the room, and when she came out later, she found me still lying in the same position where she left me, but Helios was RIGHT NEXT TO THE CRIME SCENE! The cloth was outside again, but although she didn't catch him in the act, he got a piece of thread sticking out of his mouth.

The culprit

See his guilty face? See the tattered pieces of cloth on the floor!!!

My M should know by now I'm always the angel of the family!

Very sad, accused, angel


Maggie said...

The same thing happens to me sometimes too Herbie! Mitch is the guilty party and I get blamed! Don't the moms realize that the older sibs are perfect in every way??!!

Love ya lots,

Scuba the Muscle Boy said...

Poor poor Herbie.

You would never do a thing like that. To be honest, I would immediately think it's Helios.

After all you are indeed the angel (even at my place)

Snowball said...

Poor Herbie, luckily my hooman parent do not approve to having another in the house if not I will be the next one to be wrongly accused.


Amber-Mae said...

Oh Herbie, you shouldn't be the one to be accused. Just look at your innocent face, you're already an uncle(no offense), how can you be still doing these notty stuff? That Helios, all his fault! Hehehe, just look at him sitting in one corner of the kitchen looking sooooo GUILTY! Did he get any smack from your M?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Oh yeah, someone to blame everything on. Can I have a Helios?

Bussie Kissies

Ume said...

hi Herbie,
did your M give u more food to make up to u?

Sundae said...

I get it most of the time too! But now tt i'm the only dog, Mom finds me too obedient. Sigh! humans..


Joe Stains said...

whatever happened to the theory of innocent until proven guilty???

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh no poor Herbie. I feel so sorry for you. At least you're proven to be the angel now

~ girl girl

Anonymous said...

Oh no Herbie, poor you, falsely accused!! Hope you got lots of treats to make up for it. Helios... ermm... maybe your M won't be so upset with you if you tell her that I eat floor cloths too! Floor clothes smell nice, just like Mummy and Daddy's feet. Lots of Woofs from Calvin

Huskee Boy said...

Awwwwwwww.. poor Herbie.. got accused for something you didn't do!! I hope your M made it up to you by giving you load of food!

Ben_Benjamin said...

Bad Bad M & Bad Bad Helios !!!

Dont talk to them...make them guilty Herbie. They deserved it.

Dont be sad Herbie, I give you a paw hug.

Pacco de Mongrel said...

absolutely understand ur situation there...

u must now show ur unhappiness...mayb by refusing 2 eat for a day....hahah